[NMLUG] Spam but funny

[Will Pearson]

In the beginning, God created the universe, and saw that it was good.
And God created Man, and Man developed Windows 3.1. Angered, God sent a
UDP packet flood filled with His wrath to destroy the sins of man. 

Time went on, and once again mankind became wicked and corrupt.
Arrogantly, a tower was built of such size and breadth that it was said
that it would reach the Gates of heaven, and it was named the tower of
Win32. God punished the wickedness of man by releasing a plague of worms
o'er the land, and caused the tribes of men to be unable to
interoperate. The tribe of Noob called their language Me98. The tribe of
Sadmin called their language Entie2000, or Ekspee in certain regions. 

And time went on in that manner for some time. But yet again, mankind
became frought with sin, and God sent a savior, whom he named Linus. But
the descendents of the tribe of Redmond had Linus berated under the rule
of Pontius PHB. 

And God spake, "fsck this", and made Linux the True System of the
Universe. And he didst pipe all sinners into /dev/null, and he didst
give those of kind spirit very high "nice" priorities. 

We must look to the day when all zombie processes will rise from their
slumber, and the monitors will go black, and the high-bandwidth pipes
will run red as blood, and all directories in /home will be judged as
fit, or... 

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